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Post-Breakup Escapes: Where to Go to Get over Your Good-for-Nothing Ex

Dubbed the “turkey drop,” the days between Thanksgiving and Christmas mark a peak in break-ups across the country. Seriously, research has proven it. Were you blindsided by a “we need to talk” text from your soon-to-be-ex while you were out buying their Christmas present? Well you weren’t the only one. Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore…

11 Things We Hate About Hotels

As the Hotel-Tell All, Oyster is very well-traveled when it comes to hotels. We’ve seen it all — whether good or bad. Let it be known: after visiting thousands of hotels, the tiny fees, poor service, and mediocre food starts to get irritating. 11. Valet Charges No parking? Don’t charge through the roof for valet…

Funniest Hotel Signs

If you’re pregnant and looking for a parking spot, head to Punta Cana Resort & Club for some VIP parking rights. If you’re looking for a private, romantic night in your hotel room, just hang the “Fuhgettaboudit” sign on your door knob at Le Parker Meridien in New York. Whether intentional or not, these hotel…

Indy 500: The Fast and The Furious Hotels and Cars

Got a need for speed? The famous Indianapolis 500 is this Sunday, and our engines are revved up. These hotels are for those who enjoy an adrenaline rush, a good competition, and and some serious spirit. The Indy 500 Car: Ford Mustang, driven in 1979 The Hotel: MGM Grand, Las Vegas Classic, meet classic. The…