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2. ¿Quién incluso querría ver eso?

Hotel La Mariposa, Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica

3. Es un lugar horrible para una escapada romántica.

Hotel La Mariposa, Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica

4. Y las puestas de sol son especialmente horribles.

Four Seasons Resort Costa Rica en Peninsula Papagayo, Guanacaste, Costa Rica

5. La vida silvestre no es nada especial.

Complejo de Playa y Naturaleza Arenas Del Mar, Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica

6. Probablemente no verás nada fresco.

Si Como no Resort, Spa y Refugio de Vida Silvestre, Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica

7. Definitivamente no es ningún pájaro exótico.

Lapa Rios Ecolodge & Wildlife Reserve, Osa Peninsula Costa Rica

8. ¿Loros? Por favor.

Lapa Rios Ecolodge & Wildlife Reserve, Osa Peninsula Costa Rica

9. Las mariposas no son nada de lo que emocionarte.

Si Como no Resort, Spa y Refugio de Vida Silvestre, Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica

10. Las flores son tipo de Meh.

Gaia Hotel And Reserve, Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica

11. La selva no es exuberante en absoluto.

Tulemar Bungalows & Villas, Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica

12. ¿Y hasta puedes llamar a esto una playa?

Hotel Karahe, Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica

13. Los volcanes no son majestuosos.

Arenal Kioro Suites and Spa, en La Fortuna, cerca del Volcán Arenal, Costa Rica

14. Las aguas termales no son relajantes.

Tabacon Grand Spa Thermal Resort, en La Fortuna, cerca del Volcán Arenal, Costa Rica

15. Incluso los monos son feos.

Complejo de Playa y Naturaleza Arenas Del Mar, Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica

16. No hay ningún lugar fresco para quedarse.

Nayara Springs, La Fortuna cerca del Volcán Arenal, Costa Rica

17. ¿Llamas a este lujo?

Tulemar Bungalows & Villas, Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica

18. Simplemente no nos culpes si lo detestas, ¿de acuerdo?

Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica, Guía de viaje

19. Odiamos decir que te lo dijimos.

Asclepios Wellness & Healing Retreat, Alajuela, Costa Rica