Confíe en nosotros, aquí en Oyster lo conseguimos más que la mayoría de las personas: ir de vacaciones es increíble . Las vacaciones tienen que ver con la diversión, la relajación y el ambiente "lo que pasa aquí, se queda aquí", y cuando estás de vacaciones, parece que nada puede hacerte caer. Pero algunos sitios web de hoteles van demasiado lejos y comercializan sus propiedades al mostrar a los "huéspedes" en estados absolutamente eufóricos (y poco realistas). Hasta el punto en el que estamos bastante seguros de que ese tipo de felicidad solo puede lograrse si has estado practicando actividades recreativas, es decir, "divertidas". Y dependiendo del destino , tal vez lo has estado haciendo. Pero aún así, cuando decidimos dónde alojarnos para nuestra escapada de invierno, generalmente no basamos en lo felices que parecen ser los "invitados" en el sitio web. No obstante, esas fotos pueden ser bastante entretenidas. La última vez , reunimos un montón de fotos de marketing donde los invitados simplemente no podían parecer más felices. Y esta vez, hicimos lo mismo, pero nos enfocamos en las parejas de hoteles que parecen tan luuurves . Lo sentimos, pero incluso si estuviéramos casados con Ryan Gosling, ¡no estaríamos sonriendo tanto! Echa un vistazo a algunas de las parejas de hoteles más hilarantes que encontramos.
1. ¿Tu habitación o la mía?
"¿Qué tal una última aventura antes de casarte con esa vieja bola y cadena?" ( Mansión en Forsyth Park, Savannah )
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2. ¡Así es como estás pagando por la Suite Presidencial!
"¡Oh, Jonathon! Cuénteme de nuevo cómo cometió fraude fiscal y evadió el IRS! "( Four Seasons Boston )
3. Cegado por el amor ligero
"Sabes, un verdadero caballero me dejaría usar sus gafas de sol". ( Bayfront Inn 5th Ave, Naples )
4. Un desastre de fecha doble
"¿Está tomando seriamente el último pastel de cangrejo?!?" ( Palomar San Diego )
5. Cuando te sientes demasiado cómodo en una relación
"Um, Steph, ¿de dónde vienen esas burbujas?" ( Portola Hotel & Spa en Monterey Bay )
6. Puedes mirar, pero no tocar
"Oh, por lo que creo que es sólo taaaan divertido ?!" ( Lake Austin Spa Resort )
7. Buena y limpia diversión
"Uh, seguro que sí! Una pelea de almohadas es tan divertida como una pequeña nookie". ( El Liaison Capitol Hill, Washington DC )
8. Cuando las cosas empiezan mal
"No voy a pasar por alto el hecho de que usted se consiguió una flor en el ojal más grande." ( Liberty Hotel, Boston )
9. Planificando un presupuesto de luna de miel
"¡Oye, si nos da cerveza gratis!" ( Hotel Michelberger, Berlín )
10. Un milagro de Match.com
"¡Oh, Enrique! ¡Te ves aún mejor en persona!" ( Essex Inn, Chicago )
11. El accesorio correcto
"Quiero recordar este sombrero, eh, quiero decir momento, para siempre". ( Hotel Warwick Denver )
12. Selfie sábado
"¡Dios mío, cuatro imágenes ya son suficientes! ¡Posar en esta bicicleta no es tan fácil como parece!" ( Liberty Hotel, Boston )
13. Entendemos …
"¡Te encanta mirar las Falsificaciones de fotos de Oyster.com más de lo que me amas!" ( Marriott South Beach )
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