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Cher hôtel Oceana ,

Nous vous aimons vraiment. Votre petite boutique à Santa Monica a une ambiance calme et des chambres lumineuses et énormes, et vous êtes à seulement 15 minutes de la plage à pied. Et cette piscine en forme de cœur dans la cour est mignonne.

Il semble donc inutile d'utiliser le vieux truc de culture , que nous avons documenté à l' Equus on Oahu et – hilarant – à l' Aqua Hotel de Miami, où un mannequin mâle essaye apparemment de surfer dans un spa .

Jetez un oeil à la photo sur votre site Web. La piscine est tellement grande qu'elle ne peut pas tenir dans un seul cadre! Où est Michael Phelps ?! Maintenant, regardez ce que notre journaliste a trouvé: une piscine qui est charmante mais pas si grande. Et pour aggraver les choses, il semble que quelqu'un a sorti une photo de l'échelle métallique dans la partie profonde.

Nous voulons donc que vous sachiez qu'il n'y a pas besoin d'exagérer vos vertus. Nous vous aimons comme vous êtes .

Amour,

huître