Hotel TRH Torrenova

A drab and characterless low-rise facade certainly sets the tone for the particularly underwhelming experience of stepping into the Hotel TRH Torrenova. With plenty of large windows and high ceilings, the reception area is bright and airy, though swathes of gray marble and seating spread sparingly around the space makes it feel empty and uninviting. To the rear of the main building is the pool area, a tired and shabby-looking expanse of weather-worn sun terrace, which is also made to feel sparse by a dearth of loungers and seating in general. From here, though, the hotel's only drawcard can be fully appreciated -- panoramic views over the Mediterranean. The rust-streaked balconies and cracked paintwork, though, won't do much to inspire. While you'd be hard pressed to find many hotels on the island more devoid of charm, it's popular enough with younger groups who want little more than somewhere to crash between partying. 

The hotel is located at the tip of Torrenova, a peninsula that separates the resort towns of Palmanova and Magaluf. The area is a fairly relaxed and mostly peaceful collection of bars, tourist shops, and eateries, and within 10-minute walk of two fine stretches of sandy beach. There's also a mini-market just opposite the hotel. The neighborhood is set on a hill, however, which can make getting to and from the hotel tiring and even tricky for the mobility challenged. The island's most boisterous partying takes place along Magaluf's main strip of bars and clubs, which is a five- to 10-minute walk from the hotel. More family-oriented fun can be found at the Katmandu Park, a 10 to 15 minutes' walk. In the other direction, Palmanova offers less wild nightlife and plenty of dining. Buses also run into Palma, with its gothic Cathedral and lovely Old Town, taking about 30 minutes (plus a 10-minute walk to the bus stop); cabs to Palma de Mallorca Airport take around the same time.

The complex has just shy of 200 studio and one-bedroom apartments, all of which have seen far better days. They include dated tiled floors, pine-wood furniture, and coordinated patterned fabrics that are way overdue a makeover. Most agree that apartments are fairly clean, though there are plenty of signs of wear and tear. Glass doors slide open to balconies or terraces with plastic furniture; the majority overlooking the pool with fabulous sea views and others over the road. While road-facing apartments can be noisier, all are prone to disturbance from overenthusiastic revelry (inside and out). Amenities are basic, with old tube TVs and safes, plus kitchenettes with simple electric ranges, fridges, and kettles (toasters and microwaves are available for a fee); in-room Wi-Fi is available for a fee per device. Bathrooms are old, but generally well-maintained, with shower/tub combos and minimal toiletries, though hairdryers must be rented from reception.

The features here won't surprise, and most of what's on-site is underwhelming. Floor-to-ceiling windows overlook the pool and provide plenty of natural light in the hotel's dining room, where buffet breakfasts and dinners are served; neither are included and reviews of food are not enthusiastic. The poolside Splash! bar serves decent enough snacks and light meals, such as burgers and fries, washed down with a choice of draft beers. There's also an indoor bar with a TV showing sports, though no evening entertainment. The freeform swimming pool is a good size with broad sea views, though water can be cold and the surrounding terrace could use a makeover. One tier down is another sun terrace with a few double daybeds overlooking the sea. For kids, there's a separate splash pool and a small playground, though this hotel isn't a good choice for families with children, given its party crash-pad vibe.