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Caro Hotel Oceana ,

Nós realmente gostamos de você. Sua pequena boutique em Santa Monica tem uma vibe tranquila e quartos luminosos e enormes, e você está a apenas 15 minutos da praia a pé. E aquela piscina em forma de coração no pátio é fofa.

Então, parece tão desnecessário empregar o velho truque de cultivo , que documentamos no Equus on Oahu e – hilariamente – no Aqua Hotel de Miami, onde uma modelo masculina parece estar tentando surfar em uma banheira de hidromassagem .

Dê uma olhada na foto em seu site. A piscina é tão grande que não cabe em um único quadro! Onde está Michael Phelps ?! Agora veja o que nosso repórter descobriu: uma piscina que é charmosa, mas não tão grande. E, para piorar as coisas, parece que alguém fez photoshop na escada de metal no fundo do poço.

Então, queremos que você saiba que não há necessidade de exagerar suas virtudes. Nós gostamos de você do jeito que você é .

Ame,

ostra